Kenhiah
Role: The Dreamer & Wild Card.
Personality: Energetic, curious, and full of big ideas that sometimes don’t make sense—but somehow work.
Catchphrase: “Wait… I’ve got it!”
Bio: Kenhiah is the glue that holds the group together—sort of. His off-the-wall plans and chaotic imagination lead the crew into bizarre adventures. Whether he’s building a time machine out of a shopping cart or turning the living room into a jungle, Kenhiah is always ten steps ahead… or behind. No one really knows.
Fun Fact: He once accidentally invented a soda that made people sing instead of burp.
Steve Bradley
Role: The Chill Slacker
Personality: Laid-back, sarcastic, and always halfway asleep—but weirdly lucky.Catchphrase: “It’ll work out… probably.”
Bio: Steve is the ultimate couch philosopher—lazy, mellow, and rarely moved by chaos. He spends most of his time napping, watching weird documentaries, or sparking up and zoning out. But somehow, whether by dumb luck or strange timing, things always fall into place around him. He may seem checked out, but Steve has random bursts of genius that even surprise him.
Fun Fact: Solved a major mystery once while eating cereal and watching cartoons—he just forgot how he did it.
Dexter Pixel
Role: The Tech Genius
Personality: Brilliant, sarcastic, and too cool for normal life.
Catchphrase: “Ugh… amateurs.”
Bio: Dexter is a tech prodigy with zero patience for nonsense—unless it involves lasers, robots, or coding weird simulations. He’s always tinkering with gadgets and hacking reality (sometimes literally). He might act like he’s above it all, but he secretly enjoys the group’s chaos.Fun
Fact: He programmed an AI assistant that refuses to talk to anyone but him.
Cashmere James
Role: The Chill Vibe Controller
Personality: Smooth, stylish, and mysterious.C
atchphrase: “I don’t rush greatness.”
Bio: Cashmere shows up when you least expect him, drops wisdom like a poet, and vanishes before the snacks are gone. He never stresses, never sweats, and somehow always knows the perfect thing to say. Some say he was born wearing sunglasses. Others say he’s a vibe-powered superhero. No one really knows for sure.
Fun Fact: Once talked a raccoon out of stealing their pizza just by humming jazz.
BatKen
Role: The Alter Ego
Personality: Dramatic, fearless, and completely over-the-top.
Catchphrase: “Justice smells like cinnamon toast!”
Bio: When things get too weird, Kenhiah transforms into BatKen—his superhero alter ego who takes everything way too seriously. With a deep, mysterious voice and a tendency to monologue, BatKen is all about solving very minor problems in the most dramatic way possible.
Fun Fact: His “utility belt” is just a fanny pack filled with glitter, string cheese, and a flashlight that doesn’t work.